Now that my clothes had finished drying in the DryLearn, I faced another situation where I needed to do two things at once.
Firstly, I needed to iron my clothes.
Secondly, I needed to think about all of the recent accidents.
George accidentally buying my mine.
George accidentally turning off the power to my house.
George accidentally tipping a bathtub full of water over me.
All of these accidents kept happening, and now I needed to combine everything I had learned from my educational podcast and work out what it all meant.
Normally, when ironing, I use my IronMeet, allowing me to flatten shirts while conducting important business meetings. But I didn't need important business meetings. I needed important thinking.
Trying to resolve this problem would probably get you so confused that you started using turnips as ear muffs, but not me because I had ReflectPress.
ReflectPress is a revolutionary system where on your wall you have a double-sided mirror-based reflecting device which can swing open to reveal an ironing board and iron. Genius.
I quickly fired mine up and started ironing my clothes… and reflecting on the situation.
I thought about it really hard. What were the facts?
1) George had been involved in a number of accidents… well we can’t blame him for that… accidents do happen.
2) George was having a bad day because he had to go to an important business meeting leaving me to be free to issue myself a ticket to his mine and have another accident… well we can’t blame him for that… the meeting was important.
3) I had been having a bad day because I had accidentally sold my mine, and then had my mine closed, and then the power to my house had been accidentally turned off, and then I had been accidentally drenched in water… to say nothing of the fact that I’d also run out of all of the soap for my SoapSteps
4) Could I think of anyone who was having a worse day than me? Yes… there was one… Zargoid 5. Zargoid 5 was on holiday… and he hated being on holiday when there was mining to do.
Maybe Zargoid 5 would have an idea about what to do next?
I decided to ask Dennis to go off and ask him what to do, but first Dennis would have to find Zargoid 5.
I asked Dennis if he was up for the task… he look a quick reflect in the ReflectPress and decided he was. He set off immediately.
I changed back into my clothes and realised that I enjoyed ReflectPressing so much that I might actually go and wash some clean clothes just to be able to ReflectPress them again. You should really get yourself one of these!
Note to self: I hope Dennis keeps himself safe. I would get lonely without him.
