As you can probably imagine, I was really keen to read the very important report that PHART (the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational Tunnelling) had left me, detailing why my mine had been shut down. It was absolutely top of mind… so top of mind that it sometimes felt like it was trying to burst out of the top of my mind.
That said, I realised I needed to do some other extremely urgent and important jobs first. Just before I started tackling the PHART report. Naturally.
One critical thing Jenny from PHART would definitely not want to see is any issues with my or my team’s clothing or tablecloths. So, I immediately took out all of my clothing and linen and conducted a full inspection for wear and tear. I discovered that two and a half items needed repair.
This was critical. This was urgent. This was a job that could not wait. Unfortunately, the reading of the report would have to.
Now, urgently fixing clothes and linen is something I’m sure you face regularly… badly. But not me. Because I use StitchBond.
What is StitchBond? It’s a combination stitching tool and glue gun. Need to stitch something? Easy. Need to glue something? Even easier… you don’t even have to remember how stitches work!
I stitched up two holes in my red shirts, then bonded the half-detached battery in my PowerJacket (which had clearly been thrown about a bit in the WashCharge). Luckily, I did it in that order… because once you’ve glued, stitching becomes… messy. And sticky.
So, if you face giant or even less-giant holes in your trousers, shirts, or curtains, then get StitchBond today!
Note to self: Consider adding a self-cleaning retractor to the StitchBond. Also: what to do with leftover glue? Maybe use it to stick down the PHART report so it can never be read?
