After running over Jenny from PHART’s foot a few more times with my SanitiClean, I decided the best way to pass the inspection was to stop “helping” altogether. However, Jenny had quite a few questions for me. The challenge: how could I be away from the inspection, but still in constant contact?
This might sound impossible to you—but not to me. Not when I have ComuniJet.
What is ComuniJet? It’s a combination jet aeroplane (for flying away from my mine) and futuristic communication hub (for talking to the mine at the exact same time). Simple.
Do you need to hold in-depth conversations at 575 miles per hour? Do you need to flee someone while talking to them? Then you need ComuniJet.
Now, I will admit that the ComuniJet’s group communication zones aren’t ideal for solo travel. There’s just something slightly haunting about sitting alone in a circle of 18 empty seats, all connected by futuristic conference microphones.
But one good thing? Travelling at 575mph without a destination might seem environmentally questionable… unless your ComuniJet is entirely solar powered. Which mine is.
So, if you need zero-energy, communication-heavy, jet-speed travel, then get yourself a ComuniJet today!
Note to self: I wonder what Jenny is inspecting?
