As ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW and I made it down to the sudden hole that had opened up, into which Zargoid 5 had unfortunately and accidentally danced, it was time to start drilling.
We both immediately got into our drills and began to dig. It was hard work, well it would have been for somebody like you, but not for ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW because he is a robot, and not for me because I use FitTape.
What is FitTape? FitTape is a compact and modern roll of fitness tape which is perfect for when you want to exercise while on your commute. Have you ever been roller-skating down the pavement on your way to work and wished that you could exercise further by attaching yourself to a lamppost with a roll of tape? Of course you have. Or even if, for some reason, you aren’t roller-skating and you want to use FitTape for a resistance run then it will also work. Although you’d be a fool not to use your FeedRollers in this very situation.
Now I have to admit that FitTape is a little strong and so unless you are already quite strong the FitTape can have the alarming tendency to suddenly pull you back very quickly towards the lamppost or bus stop which you are using. This does mean that there is a slight, but statistically significant risk of a FitTape related concussion. However, if you have been training with FitLadder, you’ll be absolutely fine. (As long as the FitLadder hasn’t accidentally trapped you within it. Again.)
So, if you want to become fit enough to be able to drive a drill into the centre of the Earth then get your FitTape today!
Note to self: Perhaps add a double mattress to one end of the FitTape so that when you hit the bus stop, there is something there to protect you?
