Now that ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW had joined me I knew it was time to head down into the mine to rescue Zargoid 5.
I noticed immediately that ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW was carefully observing everything in the mine, and was even making notes of features that they found interesting. At first, I didn’t realise what was special about the way that ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW was keeping the notes, but all of a sudden something happened that made me very aware.
One of the German miners came around the corner saying, “Hoffentlich verschütte ich dieses unglaublich volle Getränk nicht auf den Arzt, der uns hier in der Mine zum Bohren zwingt.” Which, just in case you don’t know German means, “I will now, as part of my quaint custom pour this entire drink over my boss”. Which he proceeded to do. This happened so quickly and made me so wet that I almost immediately forgot to keep close attention of ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW. Luckily, I was still paying attention and so noticed that he wrote down in his notebook, “German has spilled liquid – must be cleared up” which he also proceeded to do with his notebook, because it wasn’t any old notebook… it was a NoteMop.
What is a NoteMop? It is a combination Notebook and mop, with the very best features of a notebook and a the very best features of a mop… and the pages of the notebook are actually made of a special material so they can’t get wet which is particularly handy given the whole mop angle.
After the floor was mopped up the German said to me, “Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass du so nass sein würdest.” Which I believe means, “I am very sorry if my quaint custom inconvenienced you” and with that he was off.
I probably should have gone and changed my clothes but there wasn’t a moment to lose if we were going to rescue Zargoid 5, and yes that did mean that I left a trail of drips behind me… but not for long because ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW used his NoteMop to ensure that not only every single drop was cleared up, but that it was also noted.
Does one of your German miners occasionally throw beverages on you? Do you sometimes need to clean the floor while also writing up your exploits drilling to the centre of the Earth? Then get the NoteMop today!
Note to self: It would be a good idea to check exactly how ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW got his own NoteMop… I don’t remember selling him one.
