With Zargoid 5 safely on holiday, I decided that I should head back to my mine and decide how to spend my $1 billion.
A big part of the money would go on paying back the bank and the enormous fine I had received for that incident with the President of… Well whichever President it was. But the leftover cash would allow me to really progress the mine.
That said, after a whirlwind 36-minute night’s sleep (doctor approved, naturally — this doctor), I found myself unusually tired. The stress of not knowing where Dennis had gone was also starting to gnaw at me. I needed to wake up properly. And I needed to get the lingering Sahara sand out of my scalp. Luckily I had just the invention for the job… the BrewLather.
What is BrewLather I hear you ask? Well, it is a combination Coffee and Shampoo station of course. On the coffee side it has an amazing coffee pot that creates coffee at just the right temperature and strength from freshly ground coffee beans. You can even set a timer so the first thing that wakes you up in the morning is it really loudly grinding the beans before it begins making coffee with such a precise process that the perfect coffee will be ready only 3 hours later.
On the Lather side it provides you with the ideal shampoo for that trip into the shower (or bath) that is an essential part of your morning routine, and of course uses up some of the time while the BrewLather is making your coffee.
Now you might be thinking that these two items are completely unrelated, and that would be because you are an idiot. No, the shampoo is infused with essential oils that are released during the coffee brewing process. It is not just your insides that are woken up by coffee, it is your outsides too.
Do you often feel tired and like you need more sleep? Then drink coffee. Does your skin often feel limp and unresponsive? Then wash in coffee? Do you not like coffee? Then change your mind about that so you can enjoy the BrewLather today!
Note to self: Investigate slowing down the brewing process, maybe 7 hour coffee is even better?
