I knew I needed to rescue Dennis immediately, and if possible, make back all of my money while I was at it.
The first step, obviously, was to go to Zargoid 5’s formerly secret lair in the Sahara Desert. I didn’t have time to return home and retrieve my PuzzlePack (the suitcase equivalent of a Rubik’s Cube). Fortunately, I had a solution stashed in the mine for emergencies just like this: my SawPack.
What is the SawPack? It is a combination backpack with inbuilt electric saw. It’s extremely handy when: 1) Hiking the Appalachian Trail, 2) Lumberjacking in Northern Canada and somebody “forgot to pack their Feller Buncher”, 3) You just need to pack your clothes quickly for a dash to the Sahara Desert to save your pet gerbil and you don’t even really know if you’ll need a saw but you never know it might come in handy.
Now you might be thinking that having a saw integrated into your backpack would slow you down or be a pain, and I have to admit that it has held me up a few hundred times at international airports. For some reason airport security tends to frown on this kind of thing, but don’t worry about the weight. It has a sleek, and lightweight design and only triples the weight of the overall backpack.
I packed my MelodicTissues (things might get emotional during the reunion with Dennis), my FeedRollers (I may need to travel extremely quickly while feeding birds) and of course my Stitch & Story (I never leave home without it – although it is alarmingly heavy). I hoisted the SawPack onto my shoulder and headed off to get Dennis.
Do you often need to pack in a rush when you have no idea if you will need a saw during your journey? Or do you often need a saw on your journey and find that you haven’t got any clothes with you? Either way you need SawPack today!
Note to self: Consider creating a ForkPack, if you wore both you could use them to carve a turkey really quickly.
