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The Weekly Inventions of
Dr Splatterjacket

A washing machine with a shirt inside. Several devices are attached, one of which shows a 50% battery charge on it.

WashCharge

5th July 2025

Now that I had enjoyed expertly incinerated dinner prepared by HeatReflect and checked on Dennis who was happily chomping on carrots and not garlic thanks to his Ferbil it was almost time to head at breakneck speed to my centre of the earth mine to immediately increase the speed of our operations. We had to beat Zargoid 5! There was no time to waste.

However, I couldn’t immediately rush back to the mine, first I had to deal with two very important problems. First when walking around Zargoid 5’s layer in the desert I had seen all sorts of very interesting broken equipment that I decided to examine at extreme length. I have to admit that things became a little warm…

Dr Splatterjacket is hot and sweaty wondering around the desert. There are lots of half buried exciting gadgets lying around.

… also they became a little sandy. I needed to wash all of the clothes I had worn in the desert as soon as humanly possible. Beyond washing my slippers, black trousers, red shirt and lab coat, my second problem was that I would also obviously need to wash my PowerJacket. For you, I am sure, this kind of situation would present an obvious problem. You must be shouting, how will Dr Splatterjacket charge his phone and laptop if his PowerJacket is in the wash? Well that is easy, I use WashCharge.

WashCharge is an integrated super-speed washing machine and charger. It even charges your PowerJacket while washing it!

Now I have to admit that clothes washed in the WashCharge do suffer a bit by the extreme wash cycle, but which would you rather? Uncreased clothes or a wash cycle that takes only 1 minute but delivers brilliantly clean clothes. The one-minute wash cycle of course, and if you use IronMeet to iron everything afterwards you can also catch up on your video conferencing calls. I don’t know why you haven’t bought 5 WashCharge machines already? Do it now! WashCharge – don’t just spin… Win!

Note to self: It’s kind of amazing plugging the PowerJacket into the WashCharge doesn’t end up in an incredible tangle, maybe use that for another invention?