Dr. Splatterjacket here, and I am absolutely fuming.
A pesky child has written to me with a question about my inventions. A child! Is this an innocent inquiry? Or a carefully orchestrated attempt to steal my secrets? Perhaps young Lucy is already in the pay of Zargoid 5, working to burrow into the centre of the Earth before I do.
The letter reads:
"Dear Dr. Splatterjacket, how do you come up with so many mind-bending inventions? From Lucy."
Lucy, I’ll tell you how. I don’t know. It just happens. But when inspiration strikes, I don’t jot my genius down on boring pieces of paper like a normal. No, I make Greatest Inventor in the World™ Notes. And I do it with AeroNotes.
The Problem With Your Notes
Picture this: you scribble a groundbreaking idea on a yellow sticky note, slap it onto the wall, and what happens? Five minutes later, the sheer force of your genius knocks it to the floor like a rustling leaf in the wind.
Or worse… what if the wall isn’t perfectly flat? I can assure you, in the tunnels of my Journey to the Centre of the Earth Mines™, smooth walls are a rarity. And what if, you don’t want your note on the wall at all?
What if you want it floating in mid-air, autonomously colliding with other notes to spark even greater ideas?
That’s where AeroNotes come in.
The Solution: Flying Notes for the Modern Genius
Each AeroNote contains embedded microscopic drone technology, complete with four rotary blades, allowing them to hover, float, and interact with other notes as they see fit. Will they drift gently together to form the next great invention? Or will they collide at high speed, creating chaos-fuelled innovation? The choice is yours.
(Unless you’re boring, in which case, you can program them to stay apart. But honestly, why would you?)
But Dr. Splatterjacket, What About the Cost?
Yes, AeroNotes are slightly more expensive than ordinary sticky notes. But your ideas are worth it. Well, mine are, at least.
So, if you care about progress, get yourself a pack of AeroNotes today.
Note to self: Reply to Lucy and try to sell her some AeroNotes.
